Facts of Fatness

For as long as I can remember, I have always been fat. As a toddler, it was cute, but at 28, FAT is not the best adjective to be associated with. Have you noticed how all your friends, all your peers are so FIT? I mean hello.. have you all been bitten by the size zero bug or what? Idealistically, fat people could be cute and sexy too right? Ahem? Nah, who am I kidding! Having lived with extra layers of body mass, I know exactly the kind of problems I face every day by nonsensical Peoples! So here are the top 10 problems every Fat chick faces!

1.Buying Jeans OMG

Please show me 38 waist jeans. BAM! And the world stops as soon as I utter the words ‘38 & waist’. That ‘sale man’, who himself was carrying at least 50 extra pounds, gave me the most disgusting look and sarcastically told me,' here is no stock over 32 waist, check from other store'. Sigh! Even buying a basic pair of jeans is a mind boggling experience for us fat girls.

2.Be Smart other then no Marriage

How many of you have experienced at least one of your family members say this to you? ‘Dear, In real world, being married is directly proportionate to the size of your waist.’ YES! That’s the world that I belong to my friends ! Cheers to us.

3.Sexy?! What’s that A fat girl who is sexy?

Are you kidding me? It same like as I say I am Obama and I am president of AMERICA, Fat girls and sexy don’t get together in our part of the world.

4.Figure hugging clothes? Not for us! Sigh,

So your petite, thin friend has brought the hottest new dress from Mall, in ‘Small’ size of course. Looking at her, you too get inspired and want to try a beautiful Dress that you’ve always wanted to wear. BUT NO! You cannot wear a tight dress 'coz you’re fat girl.

5.Nickname ‘FATTI’

No, my parents did not nickname me but the whole world had a ready-made nickname for me, ‘FATTI’. From the colony idiots, to the class bullies, they all loved to call me , 'Hi Fatti'

6.Spending money on diets that we FAIL to follow!

Dr. Nithan, check, Dr. Jennifer, Check. Yes, all fat girls at least a few times in a month get the realization of losing all their excess baggage. So what is the first thing that they do? Head to the most famous dietician of course. And when the dietician asks you to give up chocolates, oily food, and sugary food, you run in the exact opposite direction. LOL

7.Spending on exercise equipment that doubles up as hangars.

Are you guilty of spending your last salary on a treadmill, or on one of those weird exercise equipments that you bought on TV? If the answer is YES, how many of you are actually using it for exercising? None! HAH knew it. All fat girls have an exercise equipment in their rooms, which double up as hangars. ALWAYS.

8.Every one is telling, But stop telling us to lose weight!

So you go for a family get together, and the first person you meet knows exactly how and why you should lose weight! C’mon guys, get a life.

9.Sex ? Oh-so-embarrassing Ahem!

Yes, this might not hold true for all girls, but I know quite a few fat girls who get so embarrassed while having sex. Can you imagine being conscious while making love? Ask a fat girl!

10.Water sports? Can I keep my clothes on?

Of course I love the waters, of course I want to wear a bikini, but not when the whole world sticks out their tongues and stare at my bulgy fat, No Bikini!

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